If your holiday schedule doesn’t leave you time to prepare and eat solid food this Thanksgiving, consider The Jones Soda Holiday Pack. It contains “a complete holiday meal replacement set” of sodas representing “a square meal.”
I’m not making this up.
WIRED magazine ran a review of the set and indicated that “the only thing worse than these bottles of liquid evil is their aftertaste.”
Wow.
Tuesday | November 23, 2004 at 8:07 pm
The fruitcake flavor has a 15-50% chance of being drinkable, placing it as a clear second choice among the five flavors. It should be possible to make an excellent cranberry soda. The other three look to me like “liquid evil” for sure.
A limited edition, sequentially numbered? Yah, right!
I now have one more thing to be thankful for this Thursday — that this “turkey” is not on our menu. OK, one more thing — the entertainment of knowing it’s out there. Really out there.
Keeping UP with the Joneses? At this point, leaving them behind seems more in order. Thank you for a look at this … this … this artifact.