Top 2 Reasons I Don’t Have an iPhone

Everyone seems to be all a-twitter about Apple’s new iPhone. Now I am not one for techno-lust (yeah, right), so I have a very well principled Top 2 listing of why I do not have an iPhone.

  1. The AT&T Store on Washington Street in Hoboken didn’t have one.
  2. The AT&T Store in Jersey City’s Newport Center mall didn’t have one either.

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UPDATE: Nevermind. I have one now.
UPDATE #2: Was taught how to spell by brother-in-law (see comments).

4 Responses to “Top 2 Reasons I Don’t Have an iPhone”

  1. Suzanne
    Saturday | June 30, 2007 at 11:19 am #

    :roll: :lol: :roll: :razz: :roll: :lol:

  2. Dan (Dad) Ellsworth
    Saturday | June 30, 2007 at 11:31 am #

    Just in case I haven’t told you, Matthew, you are a good writer. I know I’ve got the reputation, but you’re very readable. Your top two reasons are clearly and concisely stated.

  3. Dave S.
    Monday | July 2, 2007 at 2:37 am #

    He was so excited he misspelled “reasons”. :razz: :jealous:

  4. Dave S.
    Thursday | July 5, 2007 at 9:22 am #

    Saw this article: http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1639068,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics and immediately thought of the only “overpaid Wall Street jerkwad” that I know. :shock:

    Just kidding. Here’s a longer quote: “The iPod was the accessory of the hip cognoscenti. Will the pricey, sought-after iPhone become a mere status symbol, the kind of thing that marks you as an overpaid Wall Street jerkwad?”

    :still jealous:

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